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By touching any computer ever made, you agree to the terms of that agreement…..

Microsoft shall have the rights to your first born child. that child shal be called Bill or Billina. Said child shall be assigned an activation cipher, which must be used

prior to that child playing outside…..

User furthermore agrees to sing praises to Microsoft every AM upon waking and each evening before retiring….. Simply raise your hands in the air and repeat aloud, ”All hail ………

Orginal post by Computer blog from technology-blog.com